September Humor:
A Comparison Between Madison and New York

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September 25, 2001, Jeff Smith

 

 Let’s briefly take a look at Madison, and compare our backward city to New York.  (The thought is chilling.)

As much as I don’t like making this comment, I am going to make it.  It is not meant in any way to be cold or uncaring: it represents nothing but the immense feeling of admiration I hold for the great city of New York.  They have showed the world precisely what this country is, and I love them for that.  The way they were able to deal with this act of barbarism. . . I’m glad that if it was going to happen in this country, that it happened in New York instead of any other American city, because New York and Washington, DC, are the two most prepared cities in the country for these acts.  Because of that fact, American lives were saved, and the entire country (not to mention the world) owes a debt of gratitude to the City of New York for their preparedness and diligence.

Now look at Madison.  Our policemen are busy getting arrested for selling drugs and soliciting sexual acts from 17-year-old boys, we’ve got firefighters busy fighting to keep their jobs after selling cocaine, our police chief decides the best thing he can do with his gun is cook it in the oven with his nights supper, our fire chief is incompetent (as voted by the firefighters union), we have a nazi mayor that banned all AM radio for all city employee’s because she doesn’t like one local talk show host, our school board has banned the reciting of The Pledge of Allegiance and the singing of The National Anthem because they “endorse nationalism and militarism”, and our police force doesn’t know when or how to safely use deadly force.  (They haven’t managed to hit the suspect they’re shooting at until recently when they fired ten rounds at a man with a pellet gun, sitting incapacitated on a toilet trying to survive a gas attack from 4 tear gas canisters, and our great cops hit him twice – no wonder they evacuated the hotel by saying “bullets go through walls” – they apparently knew that our Madison cops would be shooting at the suspect instead of arresting him.)

Our city services have been hijacked by activists parading as professionals.  Our city is more concerned with any political statement we can make, than with the services they are responsible for providing.

Our city council decides to overstep their bounds and be like any sovereign state by issuing a condemnation of the terrorist act.  (The fact that they are arrogant enough to waste their time and our resources with this since foreign policy is the sole responsibility of the President of the United States, not our city council, reflective of when they declared Madison a “nuclear free zone” – asking the Evil Empire not to nuke us in the event of WWIII, shows how utterly incompetent our city, 62 square miles surrounded by reality, actually is; from the leadership down to the idiots that keep putting these morons in office.)  While the council could have issued a strong statement with harsh wording, as our President did last Thursday, and every country has done except the ones that are trying to hide their support for the barbaric savages, they water it down as if trying to appease the terrorists (as if the terrorists know what or where Madison, Wisconsin is – all they know is that all Americans must die), and spend hours debating the word “prayer” in the condemnation, ultimately striking it from their peacenik document.

At a time when New York labors sleeplessly to clean up, rebuild, mourn and get on with their lives, and at the same time prepare for the next attack; Madison struggles to make friends with people that hate us and want us dead, and at the same time turn this event into a chance to make a political statement about the “separation of church and state”, at a time when the whole country is turning to God to help us through this tragedy.

Madison’s intolerance to the concept of right and wrong and religion, plus our utter arrogance about our standing in the politics of world affairs and our sheer worthlessness in the grand scheme of things, makes Madison a complete disgrace to this country.

May God help us and Bless the United States of America.


 


September 11, 2001
Never Forget


God Bless America

I Pledge Allegiance
To the Flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic
For which it Stands
One Nation
Under God
Indivisible
With Liberty
And Justice
For All